Nothing Says Redneck Like….

…a train horn for your pick-up truck. I have to say, redneck or not, I’m pretty excited about the newest vehicle modification. As I age (not so gracefully), my patience has definately diminished, and I feel the need to contribute to the growing road rage trend. And let’s face it, it’s really kind of funny. I crack up at the thought of some half-asleep yenta pulling in front of me at the Starbucks line when…..

“BAAAAAAAUUUUUUWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Here comes Amtrak, you rude bitch!”

Hee hee. Yeah, I’m a redneck.

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6 Responses to “Nothing Says Redneck Like….”

  1.   Jef Says:
    January 26th, 2006 at 1:15 pm

    You crack me up!

    ~Jef

  2.   Jason Says:
    January 26th, 2006 at 4:44 pm

    Get a gunrack, and a bumper sticker that reads “guns don’t kill people, I do!”

  3.   Jason Says:
    January 26th, 2006 at 4:44 pm

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  4.   Sass Says:
    January 26th, 2006 at 5:32 pm

    That was funny.

    After growing up in the North East it’s good to hear someone else use their horn.

  5.   rflyr98 Says:
    January 26th, 2006 at 6:12 pm

    nothing says redneck like CAT HUNTING. Yeah have you seen this?
    http://www.feralcathunt.com people are freaking hunting CATS. crazy, thought i would share

  6.   salcam Says:
    January 27th, 2006 at 8:07 am

    Bwahahahaaa!!!! The hubby used ot have one of those, and I loved me some redneck horn. Very effective in parking lots. Too bad he sold the truck.

    I wonder how one of those might work on a Volvo (grin)?