Lying Low
I’ve been hiding out the past few days. A few personal events have made it difficult to be as honest as I want to be here, and if I can’t say what I want, then I tend to not say anything at all. Special thanks to all ther kind words from bloggers out there: I hear you & appreciate your support.
So in an effort to cleanse my karma, I decided to send out some apologies to people I have wronged. Maybe that’ll help change this run of bad luck I’ve had.
1. Tammy Kelley - I’m sorry I didn’t invite you to my first wedding. And I’m sorry I didn’t stick up for you when the rest of the girls were picking on you. If it makes you feel better, it ended in a spectacular failure, kind of like watching a midget on fire. )Ou would have enjoyed the entertainment if you’d stuck around.
2.Ashton Williams - I’m sorry I told people you were gay when we broke up. I think the only reason anyone would have believed it was because you had fabulous fashion sense. I still have a sweater I stole from you. Sorry, but you can’t have it back.
3. Sherry Bell - I’m sorry I tried to steal your boyfriend in high school. I said some pretty horrible things about you. You must have been shocked, because you thought I was your friend. I’d like to blame it on the insane amounts of AquaNet I inhaled, but the truth is, I was just being a bitch. Anyway, I know what that feels like now, being knifed by a friend, and I’ve always felt bad for the way I treated you. I hope your doing well, and I hope you still have a horse.
4.My Blog Stalker - I’m sorry you have such a sad existence that you have to lurk around here. If you don’t want me to post your IP address to every spam site I can find, then either say something or go away. I’m too old for games.
5. Stephanie Thornton - I’m sorry I made fun of you when you got pregnant in high school. You were just looking for love in all the wrong places, and after you had the kid you had to grow up real fast. I was still being an immature high school bitch, using your misery for my own entertainment. If it makes you feel better, you can laugh at my woes now. Maybe someday we’ll cross paths again and sit down and talk about kids, life, and those times when I used to stuff popcorn in everyone’s ears in a desparate cry for attention.
6. Darren I-can’t-remeber-your-last-name - I’m sorry I ruined your prom night, but you shouldn’t have asked me to push your broken-down truck out of the mud in my WHITE SATIN SHOES! Why were yoiu driving down the dark, muddy road anyway? I was only FIFTEEN!
So that’s it. Hopefully I’ve righted some wrongs. I’m off to the family ranch for a weekend of rest & margaritas, so I should be back to normal soon.