Suburban Goddess

On the twelvth day of Christmas, my child gave to me….

Twelve stinky diapers
Eleven socks with no match
Ten stale Goldfish crackers
Nine wailing tantrums
Eight hidden binkies
Seven swats at Mommy
Six toots after broccoli
FIVE SINGING ELMOS
Four new toofies
Three bad words (I swear, I didn’t teach her that one!)
Two kisses night-night
And the cutest face in the whole world.

This entry was posted on December 18, 2006 at 6:42 pm and is filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.