I Don’t Believe In Your Sanctity, or Hypocrisy…

“That was an awfully self-righteous post, don’t you think?”

“What do you mean?”

“All-I-need-for-Christmas is love, happiness, blah, blah, blah. Youre one of the most materialistic people I know.”

“WHAT? What are you talking about?”

“Miss-I-Drive-A-Big-Yellow-Truck, but Sometimes-I-Drive-A-Little-Yellow-Lotus-Because-Yellow-Is-My-Favorite-Color. Kristie, most people only have ONE vehicle in their favorite color.”

“Really? That sucks.”



2 Responses to “I Don’t Believe In Your Sanctity, or Hypocrisy…”

  1.   Bess Says:

    Starting to sound a little schizophrenic. You should really stop talking to yourself.

  2.   grandchildless Says:

    I think she tried that, but she got mad because she was ignoring herself.

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