Bee Pee
“Yuck, how can you eat that crap?”
“What? Honey?” I said as I poured it liberally into my cup of Earl Gray.
“YUCK! That’s so gross!”
“What’s gross about it? It’s good!” I licked the drop of honey from my finger and watched my cohort shudder violently.
“You’re eating…. bee excrement! Bee crap! Bee sh*t! Barf!”
“Thanks for completely and utterly ruining my morning tea. Now, everytime I take a sip, there will be this little mental image of a bee sitting on the crapper, reading his Bee Weekly…”