Suburban Goddess

While dealing with a particularly stupid individual, a comment was made to me. “Maybe you should try drugs….”

Hmmm. That got me thinking.

I’m a little neurotic, yes. And I might have a touch of OCD. Okay. But to imply that I needed medication to deal with the stupidity of others kinda rubbed me the wrong way. Why should I have to alter my brain’s perfectly functioning chemistry to have to deal with the complete ineptitude and stupidity of this person?
I tell you how to do something. You do not follow the instructions. I tell you again, a little slower. You do not follow instructions. Again. So I dumb it down into USA Today language. You do not follow instructions. AGAIN. So now I have to resort to language that I use with my TWO YEAR OLD DAUGHTER. And you do not follow instructions. AGAIN.

By now, I’m starting to get a little annoyed. I have a limited amount of time in my day, and when a spare moment is wasted because I’m repeating myself over & over & over again, I think I have the right to be a little bitchy.

So why don’t YOU try drugs. Because if all the stupid people in the world like you were medicated, then people like myself wouldn’t feel the need to resort to chemical zombification just to deal with you.

And please, for God’s sake, step away from all electronic devices before you seriously hurt yourself. Because I’d hate to see you get electricuted. Seriously.

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