This Is A Sign To Diet

My parents bought Alex one of those outdoor playhouses for her birthday. It’s a cute little plastic job, with a skylight and a front porch. Alex has spent almost every evening in the backyard, cooking me “dinner” in her little kitchen. I sat in the lawn chair on my deck, watching her with amusement.

“Mommy, this is Alex’s house,” she said, pointing to her playhouse.

“Yes, ma’am, that’s your house.”

“And this is Mommy’s house,” she said gesturing towards the big house. I nodded again in agreement.

“You have to stay in Mommy’s house because you can’t fit in Alex’s house…

You BOOTY too BIG!”

I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her…..

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2 Responses to “This Is A Sign To Diet”

  1.   Jason Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 6:33 am

    Oh dear lord!!!

  2.   Tiffany Satin Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Oh children are soo observant. Who says they’re innocent? ha ha And they say the darnest things.

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