Define “working”
“What are you doing?”
“Working.”
“No way. What are you really doing?”
“What is with you people? I’m WORKING. I WORK. That’s what I DO.”
“You goof off with Adobe products all day… that’s not work. You should pay your company to do what you do.”
“And you should shut your mouth before I pull my voodoo dolls out and stab you in the heart.”
“Is that why I have a persistent case of heartburn? I thought it was the BBQ.”
(sigh) “I don’t know why I stay friends with you sometimes.”
“Because I’m the only one who will tolerate your constant threats of physical violence.”
“No.”
“Because I’m so damn sexy.”
“No.”
“Because no one else will listen to your incessant bitching?”
“I think that might be it.”