Conversation Being Had About Me As If I’m Not Standing Right There

“I thought you weren’t going to dye it red again?”

“Oh no, it fits her.”

“What, like the red-headed stepchild thing?”

“No, more like a flaming bitch.”

“Hey! I don’t know if you two noticed, but I’m STANDING RIGHT HERE.”

“See? 0 to bitch in 2 seconds flat.”

“Yes, it fits her.”



3 Responses to “Conversation Being Had About Me As If I’m Not Standing Right There”

  1.   rugger Says:

    I like it red. :)

  2.   Dylan Says:

    Wow, it’s amazing… I don’t need to be there to have those sorts of conversations, other people will do it for me. Awesome.

  3.   Mom Says:

    Yeah, they pretty much do it for all of us huh!
    ( still love ya weedhopper)