My Worst Nightmare
“He put Alex in a cheer class. The antithesis of my very existence. I’m going to be sick.”
“(sigh) I take it you don’t have the cash on hand to hire a hit man. Oh, wait, R would to it for free… or at least your promise for one night of illicit romance.”
“I’m tempted…”
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:03 pm
SHAME ON YOU TWO!!!!! COME ON, SHE’S ONLY THREE, EITHER SHE’LL LIKE IT OR DROP OUT. REMEMBER ALL THE ACTIVITIES THAT PMAN DIDN’T LIKE AND DROPPED OUT OF? AS LONG AS SHE DOESN’T START GYRATING LIKE A “LITTLE HO” AND LOOKING LIKE THE LITTLE RAMSEY CHILD I WOULDN’T LOSE ANY SLEEP OVER IT.
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:38 am
For legal reasons, my normal reply to this sort of problem should not be recorded anywhere. Just in case. However, I will say this… I’m from Chicago, where any number of problems can be solved with the right amount of non-sequential, unmarked bills in small denominations. Or, you could just “handle it yourself”…
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:11 am
Turn off your Caps Lock, Mother. This is considered yeeling on the Internet, and I know how much you hate it when I say you yell at me.
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:20 pm
YES DEAR, and I’m not ” YEELING “either! I remember how cruel the kids were but damn, she’s only 3. You and your X are like oil and water, try to get past that crap, actually go and watch and see if SHE ACTUALLY is having fun, take the foofoo pictures, and, try to enjoy “her”. Has she enjoyed it so far? Call me, YOU CAN “YEEL” at me!