Weeds
“Is this a weed?”
“You don’t know?”
“I got another letter from the homeowner’s association saying that I needed to weed my flower bed, but I’m not sure if this is considered a weed or not.”
(Laughter.) “You can’t tell the difference between a plant and a weed?”
“Look, you Texans have a WEED for a state flower, dammit! Your ideas of flowers vs. weeds are a little SKEWED.”