Not Quite What I Intended

“What does “TOW” mean?”

“The Other Woman.”

“OH.”

“Why, what did you think I meant?”

“Nothing.”

“What?”

“Well, I thought you meant like, TOW UP, or were referencing a CAMEL TOE.”

I started laughing.

“You’re going to put that on your blog aren’t you?”

“Yes, but I’m laughing because I’m thinking how funny it’s going to be to explain what a “CAMEL TOE” is to my mother…..”



2 Responses to “Not Quite What I Intended”

  1.   Network Geek Says:

    Aw, just tell her it’s like “moose knuckles”, but on a chick.

    Okay, as an aside, I actually did some work for a friend once where camel toe spotting was an actual, verified job duty. No, I will not explain further in a second comment.

  2.   Mom Says:

    OK, I’ll bite, what is it?