My Mother Stole My Identity
Last night somewhere around midnight, my phone rang. I have a customized ringtone for my mother, so I was immediately jolted out of my deep sleep thinking that something might be wrong with my father.
“Hello?” I said, disoriented.
“Hey! Are you awake?”
“Ugh… (midnight speak for, “um, NO”)
“I think I just messed something up.”
“What’s wrong?”
“Well, I was commenting on your Chronicle blog and I though it would ask me to register, but it didn’t, and the comment went straight through and put your picture up next to it.”
“What?”
“Did I wake you? Can you hear me?”
“Yeah, Ma… it’s no big deal.”
“Your picture is next to my comment.”
“It’s okay, Mom. You’re probably still signed in under my profile; I forgot I posted from your computer while I was down there.”
“Oh. Did I mess something up?”
“No…. ”
“Oh. Okay. Go back to sleep.”
The phone slid from my hands as my head fell back into the pillow. When I awoke this morning, I went to check the damage. I couldn’t help but laugh… there it was, Mom’s sage words of wisdom next to my little Smurf picture. But the thing that made me the most proud was this:
She left the Caps Lock off. Yea, Mom!
We’re making progress.
July 22nd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUNG LADY!