Putting the X to Good Use

While floating somewhere north on the lake yesterday, my friend C leans back on his ski.

“It’s a beautiful day to be out here.”

I nodded in agreement, laid out on my stomach holding on to the back seat handle as another wave pitched my jetski from side to side.

“If I’d known how great it was going to be, I’d have killed my ex-girlfriend, harvested her organs and bought this thing seven or eight years ago.”

I totally cracked up, almost falling into the water.  Funny how he & I think alike.

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2 Responses to “Putting the X to Good Use”

  1.   Network Geek Says:
    July 27th, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    Yeah, you know, my last-ditch, get-out-of-debt plan was to sell one of my kidneys and part of my liver, only now that I’ve had lymphoma, no one will want to buy them! OTH, harvesting my ex-wife for parts had never even occurred to me before. Behold the power of the Internet!

  2.   Jason Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 8:33 am

    You sure he’s kidding? Has anyone seen her recently?

    ;-)