“Your Love Life Is Such A Disaster, They Ought To Put Orange Cones All Around You”

“So, how’s the love life?”

“I don’t want to talk about it.”

“Anything different?”

“I don’t want to talk about it.”

“You know it’s like a bad country song, right?”

“I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.”

(snicker)

“SHUT UP.”



4 Responses to ““Your Love Life Is Such A Disaster, They Ought To Put Orange Cones All Around You””

  1.   Dylan Says:

    You exist so that I know it’s not just me…

  2.   Network Geek Says:

    Well, at least you have a love life that can be a disaster. *sigh*

  3.   Alan Robinson Says:

    I went through my old messages between myself and the X last night. Mostly because I couldn’t even remember what year the last communications occurred. (was just after Christmas BTW). Now I am wondering what exactly was the attraction, of the many I think it was the appearance of equal intelligence. Asking myself do I really need a person with high intelligence? I’ll toss that question around for a while, perhaps you should to?

    Yesterday I built a list of things which make a person attractive to another. 1. Over rate your appearance, and feel good about it. 2. remember what the other person reflects back is what is important. 3. let go the critical self. 4. Focus on your presence, make it good, make it memorable. 5. Be positive of desirable qualities (list them if needed). 6. Be an individual… Sounds like a Narcissist doesn’t it?

    We do have to live with our own Narcissist, in order to preserve ourself, ego and esteem. Perhaps scheduling letting it out once in a while?

  4.   Jason Says:

    There’s the name of the song there “Ieyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy don wanna talk about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    ;-)