Beauty School Dropout

“Oh my GOD! What happened to your dog?”

“What? Nothing… I cut his hair.”

“With WHAT?”

“Scissors. Duh!”

“He looks like he has mange!”

“Don’t say that! You’ll give him a complex! (whispering in dog’s ear) It’s okay, Bubby. You don’t have the mange. She’s just mad ’cause she’s having a bad hair day and has to pick on someone else…”

“No, REALLY… you need to fix that.”

“I tried… but I have to find some sheep shearers.”

(shakes head and walks away)

“WHAT? He looks fine to me! He’s EMO!”

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2 Responses to “Beauty School Dropout”

  1.   Dylan Says:
    August 19th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Ok, now you need to post a picture of the dog, We need to judge you, and not your skills, just you in general ;)

  2.   Mom Says:
    August 23rd, 2008 at 5:31 am

    Trust me, he looks B A D! Kind of like when SG cut her own hair when she was 3 :)