I Ain’t No High-Class Broad

ME: Redneck is a state of mind, not a geographic location

D: I am starting to see that. This may sting… but I don’t consider you a redenck

ME:
NO! That’s my IDENTITY

D: you are way too open minded/freaky/cool too be a redneck

ME: I cannot deny, I DO have redneck moments, though

D: Yeah, but that can be deferred to bitchyness

ME: Like, I’m all…. “I can DRIVE OVER THAT!”

D: So, the difference between redneck and normal is hope? Because i would say, “I hope I can drive over that.”

ME: No…. you would drive over it for a purpose… I’d just drive over it FOR FUN



2 Responses to “I Ain’t No High-Class Broad”

  1.   Brandon Says:

    I’d just like to note here, for future reference, that the very same day this post was made Kristie did indeed drive over a curb / median in a rather large intersection just because she could.

  2.   Mom Says:

    Yeah, cause she drives a jeep, and, because she CAN! :)