People Need Killin’

Conversation overheard at Wal-Mart:

“Whatchoo mean, ‘waitin’ period’? I need that gun TODAY!”

It means you’ll have to wait until Wednesday to shoot him, redneck. You should’ve planned ahead.

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5 Responses to “People Need Killin’”

  1.   Network Geek Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    Okay, maybe I just think a little too far outside the box, but my thought was, if he really needed killing so bad, why not buy a knife and really get your hands dirty, so to speak? I mean, if I felt strongly enough about doing someone in, a knife would work as well as a gun.

  2.   Jason Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    He should be able to buy a shotgun off the bat.

  3.   Brandon Says:
    August 31st, 2008 at 11:35 am

    I’m with the Network Geek. If you’re going to do something, give it your all!

  4.   Dylan Says:
    September 2nd, 2008 at 9:49 am

    Hell, screw a knife, a good ol’ throttling should do the trick. You have two hands (most likely), so use em’!

  5.   Network Geek Says:
    September 4th, 2008 at 8:07 am

    Dylan, perhaps I’m taking this too far, but, if you choose the right knife disposing of the body is much, much easier than bare hands alone. Or, so I’m told.
    But, I do like that you take a hands-on approach to these matters.