My Aunt Is Gonna Love This One

“Alex, put your seatbelt on.”

“Okay, Mommy.”

“Do you know why we put on our seatbelts?”

“Because it’s the WAR, Mommy.”

(snicker).  “It’s the LAW.”

“Yeah, it’s the LAW.”

“And what happens to people who don’t obey the law?”

“They’re BAD… and the police man comes and gets the BAD people.”

“That’s right…”

“And then they take all the BAD people to BOSTON.”



6 Responses to “My Aunt Is Gonna Love This One”

  1.   wordnerd Says:

    Boston!!! Holy cow, the child lives in total fear!!!

    Seriously…GREAT story. One for the books!

    *still laughing*

  2.   Dylan Says:

    I hear that is the next city Snake Plissken has to escape from…

  3.   Amber Says:

    I hope that’s not a reference to Kelsey!

  4.   Network Geek Says:

    I can only imagine in what way your poor daughter was so scarred that she now equates Boston with the place that “bad people” go. Not all Yankees are evil! Honest!

  5.   Jason Says:

    Hey, she’s already ahead of many adults I know personally.

  6.   Mom Says:

    Yeah……..You’re lucky your aunt in BOSTON doesn’t read your blog!!!!