Poster Child For Vasectomy

“I think I found another reason to not have kids.”

“Uh oh.”

“The GF texted me and said we should either check out a comedy show in my hood, or hit a jazz club. I am positive you could not make casual plans like that if you had a kid.”

“Sure you can; you just have a babysitter on speed-dial.”

“Yeah, but you see, that is so not realistic.”

“That’s why you have more than one….”

“Yeah, I still don’t want kids.”

“Yeah, it is kind of a pain.”

“I can see that.”

“You see the great thing is, we will do that on Saturday, sleep in late on Sunday, then go to brunch. No rush at all.”

“Well, that’s where a DIVORCE comes in handy.”



One Response to “Poster Child For Vasectomy”

  1.   wordnerd Says:

    Heh. I love this.