Is That You, Billy Bob?
“What would you like for Christmas, Little Miss?”
“A faithful spouse.”
(awkward silence)
“I’d settle for Hugh Jackman in his Wolverine costume then.”
(more awkward silence)
“How about a new blender?”
“Ho! Ho! Ho! Well, have you been a good girl this year?”
“Crap, Santa, do you have any idea what I’ve lived through this year?”
“Look, lady, I got a line of kids here…..”
I KNEW he was a FAKE SANTA.
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
He must be new. The only proper response to that is “Well, why don’t you sit in Santa’s lap and tell him about it? Then we’ll see what we can do.”