My Hidden Talent
“Hey! You! Beep beep! Go!”
“Did you just say ‘beep beep?’”
“Yes. I didn’t want to beep beep at the guy in front of me, because it’s the guy in front of HIM who’s not going anywhere. I was telepathically telling him to honk his horn.”
“You what?”
“I told you. I was using traffic telepathy!”
“You’re kidding me, right?”
“Laugh if you want… it worked!”