My New Consultant
“What are you doing?”
“Stuffing paper.”
“Why?”
“Because it makes someone elses’ job easier.”
“Why do you have to make their job easier if it makes yours harder?”
“I don’t know. Corporate policy, I guess.”
“If it were me, I’d drop all the paper on their desk and let them deal with it.”
“I can’t do that. They’d probably cry.”
“Tell them get over it.”
“I can’t. It’s not politically correct, and I’d probably get a call from HR.”
“Well here’s an idea; drop the paper on the desk with a box of Kleenex. That way you don’t have to do it, AND you’re being SENSITIVE to their needs.”
“This is why I love you.”