BFF, Part 2
Me: If you don’t post a link, I’m not typing
D: I did post the link, you ignored it
Me: (sigh) I was speaking in the general sense, genius
D: At least you acknowledge my genius
Me: How do we remain friends?
D: You are hopelessly in love with me… and I can see thought your bullshit
Me: Ahhh… that explains it… you’re delusional.
D: I LIEK POTATOWS!!!