I Want His Job
D: http://www.savagechickens.com/2009/02/why.html
Me: How? How do you find this stuff?
D: I am magic
Me: You must waste RIDICULOUS amounts of time on the Internet. You should have a time-wasting blog. You could be famous. Just post this kind of stuff all day
D: Didn’t we talk about this before?
Me: Yes… why haven’t you done it yet?
Wait… I think I might know
TOO BUSY PLAYING ON THE INTERNET
D: Um, do i need to explain? As the president of the procratinators club, I waste all my time running it.