Creative Block

“Why is it crooked?”

“It’s called ‘artist’s perspective.’”

“Looks crooked to me.”

“Yeah, well, I wanted it that way.”

“Is that camera too heavy for you or something?”

“What?”

“They all lean that way; the same amount. Like, 45 degrees.”

(moment of silence)

“Holy crap, you’re right.”

“Either that, or your left leg is about a foot shorter than your right.”

“Shut up.”

“Or course, you could be falling down. You do that a lot too.”

“Shut up.”

“Or maybe you just drink a lot before you shoot.”

“Do you not understand SHUT UP?”



3 Responses to “Creative Block”

  1.   Racecarboobtat Says:

    Have you ever tried designing for engineers? Number one comment – “It’s not centered.”

  2.   Kristie Says:

    Worse! I was MARRIED to one!!! lol

  3.   Amber Says:

    Maybe you should invest in some “flats”