No P’ing
I was driving Alex to her aunt’s house when she pointed to a tuft of grass on the side of the road.
“Mommy, you can’t pee on there.”
“What??”
“You can’t pee on there. On the grass.”
I furrowed my brow as I was trying to figure out what she was talking about. “Who told you that, baby?” Since we were close to her father’s house, I figured it was something bone-headed he’d told her. But she shook her head.
“Nobody told me. I just know.”
“Then how do you know?”
“Because it says No P on that sign….see?”