Three Strikes
In the past 48 hours, I’ve seen three stunning displays of infidelity. Not minor displays, mind you, like a lustful glance or a slightly inappropriate flirt…. no, I mean, “THIS GUY IS A TOTAL PIG” type of infidelity.
It scares the crap out of me.
Are ANY of you guys faithful? Or do women need to come to the conclusion that you will always be looking, scheming, or plotting to upgrade behind our backs? Is it the company I keep, or are my encounters just remarkably disproportional because I have “JERK MAGNET” stamped on my forehead? I am sad for the women in their life… do they know what they are committed to? Is it my place to tell them? Would it matter anyway?
Is this just the reality of life in the new millinium?
“It doesn’t matter where you work up the appetite, just as long as you eat at home.”
Are you kidding me?