Confidence
August 2, 2009Me: So why the interest in cooking?
J: Same reason I’m interested in sex; because I’m awesome at it!
Me: Oh, dear Lord….
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Pocket Dialer
August 1, 2009“Your pocket has been calling me an awful lot lately.”
“I know, right?”
“If we’d ever slept together, I would think your penis misses me, but since we didn’t, I have to assume that it’s some weird Freudian thing.”
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