I Got A Feeling…
“What’s with you and the long hair?”
“What about it?”
“It’s not really that long, is it?”
“No. Fake hair helps me channel my inner-Fergie-Ferg. Like Beyonce turns into Sasha Fierce.”
“So what’s your alter ego? Reddy Whitetrash?”
“Unnecessary. You’re just mad because you don’t HAVE any hair.”
“Ouch!”
“RAWR.”