So Sad
“You’re hardly ever online anymore.”
“Some of us have to work. I WORK. WORK-ING. You should try it sometime.”
“Whatever…. you just found somewhere else to troll, that’s all. What is it? Are you a Facebook junkie now? You’re not playing Farmville with all the other zombies, are you?”
(silence)
“Oh my gosh! Please tell me you’re not!!!”
“I have a REALLY COOL FARM….”
“And to think I used to look up to you…”
“You should see all my black sheep!”