Non-Hacker
Me: D!
There’s SNOW…
On the GROUND!!
SEND HELP!!
D: You might get stuck and have to cook your coworkers
It happens all the time up here in February
Me:
I can’t walk to my Jeep!
D: ………
Is there a 3″ snow drift you can’t get over?
Me: No… it’s TOO COLD
D: Texans are pussies
Me: rofl
It’s really quite funny
D: In a sad and pathetic sort of way
Me:
Yeah. Like your love life.
DOH!