Cold Turkey
BFD: How much would you say that you drink in one day
Me: Three cups
BFD: How big are the cups? Espresso or normal?
Me: Pretty big. Normal coffee, though. Most of the time.
BFD: So how many ounces?
obviously not an 8oz cup
so 12 24
Me: lol… you’re asking me for conversions?
BFD: 32? Or do you use the pot?
Me: A coffee cup and a half times three 
Seriously, I have no concept of ounces
BFD: I’ll speak in Starbucks terms
Vente?
How many vente do you have a day?
Me:
YES
THREE
BFD: Vente is 20oz
Me: Dear heaven
BFD: So you have 60 oz…
Stand by
Me: Um… yeah
BFD: 637.5 mg of caffeine a day.
“At doses of 600 milligrams (about six cups of coffee) or more daily, caffeine can cause nervousness, sweating, tenseness, upset stomach, anxiety, and insomnia. It can also prevent clear thinking and increase the side effects of certain medications. This level of caffeine intake represents a significant health risk.”
Me: rofl… WOW
BFD: hmmmm…sound familar
Me: I don’t sweat.
BFD: Wow….one out of how many
I will give you this though
It also says that cold turkey can cause extreme dips and cause a severe depressed state for up to 48 hours….SO
we dont want that either
so you have a week to cut back
By not this monday but next monday, you should be down to less then a cup in the morning
Me: If I’m depressed BEFORE cutting out the coffee…
I’ll be suicidal by next Monday