Virtual Child Abuse
Editorial Note: This conversation is concerning Farmville, a popular Facebook application that my entire family is now completely addicted to. Its like crack for Facebookers. Stay away. Do not fall into the trap.
V: How do you trap that little &$%^ into the hay so she won’t move?
stop laughing at me
Me: Where you start when you launch the application; delete everything around her, and then lay the hay down
V: Thank you, I’ve got 100 gifts now and more on my gift request, should I NOT accept them or leave them there and see what happens?
Me: I’m leaving mine
V: You got 100 too?
Me: lol… yeah
And about 60 more left over
V: Bitch
I JUST SLAPPED YOU
Me: lol… Mother!