I Know My Rights
Me: Kill anybody yet?
J: No, but I’m only halfway through my shift. Have you?
Me: Isn’t this entrapment?
J: Nope. That was a question. Totally legal. Read the definition of entrapment.
Me: Then in that case, I plead the fifth.
J: I’ll be watching the news. Any homicides, I’ll suspect you…
Me: I am innocent until proven guilty.
J: Well, you did warn the facebook world that you were taking up martial arts. Exhibit A.
Me: Circumstantial!
J: Exhibit B. You threatened me with bodily injury.
Me: Heresey!
J: Heresey my ass! You said it! I heard it! I think you’d make a lousy attorney!
Me: I think you’re a hostile witness.