Cookie. Now.
“I need a cookie.”
“Have you seen this account?”
“I need a cookie.”
“Seriously, I need this paperwork.”
“And I seriously need a cookie.”
“And I will seriously buy you a bag of whatever kind of cookies you want if you find this account for me.”
(I pull it from the stack on my desk and hand it over.)
“Where’s my damn cookie?”
“How long are you planning on being on this diet?”