Happy Mother’s Day
May 8, 2010“I’m the luckiest mom on the planet.”
“Why?”
“Because I have a little girl like you.”
“Well, I’m the luckiest girl in the world.”
“Why is that?”
“Because I have a lot of money!”
“I’m the luckiest mom on the planet.”
“Why?”
“Because I have a little girl like you.”
“Well, I’m the luckiest girl in the world.”
“Why is that?”
“Because I have a lot of money!”
“Dear God, this is never going to be a normal relationship.”
“Well, YEAH. He scrapes up DEAD PEOPLE for a living, genius.”