Happy Mother’s Day

May 8, 2010

“I’m the luckiest mom on the planet.”

“Why?”

“Because I have a little girl like you.”

“Well, I’m the luckiest girl in the world.”

“Why is that?”

“Because I have a lot of money!”


Epiphany

May 4, 2010

“Dear God, this is never going to be a normal relationship.”

“Well, YEAH. He scrapes up DEAD PEOPLE for a living, genius.”