She is a Medical Enigma
“Well, Ms. Mac, there doesn’t appear to be an infection of the ear canal… that’s good news. My hunch is that she probably had a little sinus trouble or allergies, and instead of blowing it out, it just backed up into the eustacian tubes, and that’s why you’re seeing the drainage.”
“You mean, that’s SNOT coming out of her ear?”
“Basically, yes.”
“That is the grossest thing I’ve ever heard.”