Suburban Goddess » fart humor http://blog.maclaughlinstudios.com "Your love life is such a disaster, they should put orange cones all around you..." Thu, 05 Jan 2012 02:11:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Talent http://blog.maclaughlinstudios.com/2009/08/24/talent/ http://blog.maclaughlinstudios.com/2009/08/24/talent/#comments Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:41:21 +0000 Kristie http://blog.maclaughlinstudios.com/?p=1416 Yesterday, on my birthday, I was lying on the floor next to my beautiful baby girl. She rolled over to me, stuck her little rear straight up, and suddenly giggled.

PFFFFTTTT.

“You did NOT just toot on Mommy!”

(hysterical giggles) “I did!”

“Get away from me!” I cried, rolling her away as the stench assailed my senses. “UGH!” We played the rolling game for a moment, her rolling closer, me rolling her away, until she rolled close again with her sweet baby voice… “Mommy, I won’t do it again, I promise.”

I kissed her forehead as she wiggled closer, until somehow she had managed to but her fanny back in my face.

PFFFFFTTTTT. (hysterical giggles again)

Happy birthday to me.

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