Suburban Goddess

D: http://www.savagechickens.com/2009/02/why.html

Me: How? How do you find this stuff?

D: I am magic

Me: You must waste RIDICULOUS amounts of time on the Internet. You should have a time-wasting blog. You could be famous. Just post this kind of stuff all day

D: Didn’t we talk about this before?

Me: Yes… why haven’t you done it yet?
       Wait… I think I might know
       TOO BUSY PLAYING ON THE INTERNET

D: Um, do i need to explain?  As the president of the procratinators club, I waste all my time running it.

Me: If you don’t post a link, I’m not typing

D: I did post the link, you ignored it

Me: (sigh) I was speaking in the general sense, genius

D: At least you acknowledge my genius

Me: How do we remain friends?

D: You are hopelessly in love with me… and I can see thought your bullshit

Me: Ahhh… that explains it… you’re delusional.

D: I LIEK POTATOWS!!!