Me I almost bought a plane ticket to NY the other day
D: what stopped you?
Me: Reason
D: hah
Me: Damn reason
Me: Life was much more fun when I was ridiculously irresponsible
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[12:21pm] J – Ha! Yeah, breaking is no fun, especially in the hip area. No casts or anything. I would love a cast, just walk around and bludgeon people with it
[12:22pm] Me – LOL… and there’s that angry streak again
[12:22pm] J – I cant help it. It’s been programmed into me to see the weapon potential in everyday items!
[12:22pm] Me – I don’t think that’s a bad skill to possess, personally.
[12:23pm] J – Oh you should see when I’m talking to people about how much pressure it takes to break certain bones. I’ve almost got that whole list memorized. It’s slightly frightening.
[12:23pm] Me – I date a homicide detective. You can’t scare me.
[12:24pm] J – Hmm… Good point
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“Just for the record, I am not going to ANOTHER of your weddings”
“LOL… you didn’t come to the second one!”
“One was enough. Your husbands have a certain half-life.”
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