“You really shouldn’t refer to yourself as a ‘social networking whore.’”

“It’s tongue-in-cheek. Self-depreciating humor.”

“Oh, I know, but not everyone understands geek terminology. Someone with limited Internet skills may misinterpret your statement as some new type of prostitution.”

“Who doesn’t understand the term “Social Networking?’”

“What about your mom?”

“Oh. Crap. Very good point.”