Suburban Goddess

[12:21pm]  J – Ha! Yeah, breaking is no fun, especially in the hip area. No casts or anything. I would love a cast, just walk around and bludgeon people with it

[12:22pm]  Me – LOL… and there’s that angry streak again

[12:22pm]  J – I cant help it. It’s been programmed into me to see the weapon potential in everyday items!

[12:22pm]  Me – I don’t think that’s a bad skill to possess, personally.

[12:23pm]  J – Oh you should see when I’m talking to people about how much pressure it takes to break certain bones. I’ve almost got that whole list memorized. It’s slightly frightening.

[12:23pm]  Me – I date a homicide detective. You can’t scare me.

[12:24pm]  J – Hmm… Good point